Recently I started a band, and every Tuesday we have been traveling all over performing gigs trying to earn some cash and fame.  My band is of course all female, consisting of myself (Vocals), my sister Athena Twin (Bass), Raven PMS (Lead Guitar), and Arashi PMS (Drums).  We’re not the best musicians, per say, but boy are we starting to take off!

It hasn’t been easy. This last week we were in L.A. and the stupid manager challenged us that we couldn’t perform a perfect set of songs of his choice. If we did perform with five stars we would get four times the money, but if we didn’t we would get nothing. We got nothing—one song was an extremely difficult metal piece for which we only received four stars.  I mean, that money was for a new outfit of mine! HOW DARE HE!?! I guess I’ll have to get that rocker chastity belt next week when the girls come to my house to play.

But we did get a van, then a bus, and most recently a JET!! Soon it won’t be the USA stops; we’ll be headed to Rome, Paris, and all the rest of the nightlife cities.  Our fanbase is growing, we have roadies, a manager, and the sky is the limit for us. 

And boy, let me tell you how hot we all are.  We were on the cover of a magazine recently and the photo shoot was SMOKING! Every girl wants to be us; every guy wants to be with us. We got blonde twins, an Asian hottie, and an African American amazon queen. Oh yea baby, get in the groupie bus cause it’s no holds barred for us, we’re the perfect photo shoot.

Anywho, next week we head to take over the European market. We had to start playing on hard as we couldn’t get more fans for some reason, so well see how it goes. At least I don’t see any European techno on the set list. But I did recently add a bunch of new cover songs to our set which I bought off the marketplace. I hope this contract is legit and we don’t get sued by Metallica or something.  Wish I had pics to share with all of you, but we keep forgetting our camera… one day we’ll figure it out. Hope to call you all my new groupies!!! Cheer us on when you see us in your city!!

XoXo Valkyrie