I am dedicating this blog to Rhoulette and Valkyrie. Some of you who’ve been around here for a while can attest that these two chicks are seriously badass. I mean, they take crap from NO ONE and really work their butts off. Both as captains and members of their respective teams and behind the scenes in their own lives, they give two hundred percent yet somehow manage to make room for “fun time.” Well, as a caring teammate, I want to help them along with their fun time. And thus, this blog:

Rhoulette – I dub thee, Captain Morgan

Not only does she have a nice Captain Morgan-mustache (as any decent pirate should), but she also wears a beard on the weekends! I will not say who helped me attain this incriminating evidence, but it was a GREAT SUCCESS. I love technology:

Le sigh. She is going to kill me for that one, but consider it a sacrifice from me to provide you with everlasting entertainment.

And I can’t forget about Valkyrie. She was supposed to be working at the Bands of America competition with me but she decided to MOVE. Well, since my booth credentials were lost, I had to be Valkyrie FD for 2 days. And BOY was it fun!

When you take on someone’s identity as your own, you can do anything you want without regret. Shout obscenities, point at people, laugh at yourself until the people around you start slowing walking the opposite way, etc etc. Today at the BOA competition, we demoed Jam Sessions. This is where Valkyrie…

…talked on Mischief’s phone (ugh, I hate looking at that phone)

She… …tried to kiss Mischief but was turned down. *burn*

She also ate everything we put in front of her. The french fries were the best. And she kept hogging the DS and singing along to Coldplay’s ‘Yellow’. She tends to sing a lot when she plays games. But I guess in this case it was ok.

Quite a busy weekend for Valkyrie. That is a sweet earth you might say… ROUND. Anyway, we hope you’ve had some fun times with Rhoulette and Valkyrie today. They certainly gave us a kick, those whacky crazy kids.

THE END!!!!!!!