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Feb 15, 2:00 pm

Phineas1382: Q: Is it true that, “There ain’t no party like a West Coast party, ‘cause a West Coast party don’t stop?” If so, please cite 3 reasons why (precedent being appreciated).

Well Phin, being from the state that calls Mardi Gras home, I can understand your skepticism. However, after being a resident of Seattle for the last ten months or so, I can assure you between Stone’s get-togethers and “E” from XBL, the good times never stop. Here are your reasons why:

  1. Stone talks to his hand for answers
  2. More people than ever before in my life throw parties WITH video games available, and you’re not considered weird if you spend most of the evening on them
  3. Brookelyn and I live in the same city, it’s just bound to be cool, durrr
It_all_Began...: Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, or Marilyn Monroe? AND why?
I know most girls have this thing with Marilyn because she is that iconic blonde and Audrey Hepburn is just straight class, but I ADORE Elizabeth Taylor. The first reason being, one of the first movies I ever remember watching was “National Velvet” which was about a young girl who had a problem horse and took it to the nationals. Because she understood the horse, he performed only for her. Well, I have been on a horse since I was six years old. Before I gamed full-time I trained horses, so I can really relate to that movie. The second reason being, she is grade “A” diva, and nothing is more entertaining than that! Last but not least, I would LOVE to have her eyes - they are really cool. I also like to believe they have laser powers.

SlickRick234: Star Trek or Star Wars?

I could write a novel on why I pick one or the other; this is quite possibly the greatest debate of all time (it’s neck and neck with “Batman vs. Superman, who wins?"). To understand my precise dilemma in this matter you must first realize my mother is more dorky than any single person on the Frag Dolls forum. Growing up in my household, the only TV allowed AT ALL were two hours of Saturday morning cartoons, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Xena or Hercules - THAT’S IT. I have literally seen every ST:TNG at least twice and most of the old ones, not to mention every ST movie a million times.  On the other hand, I really ADORE Star Wars. Instead of GI Joes, my brother had Star Wars figurines which we mingled with the Ninja Turtles for some famous species battles over the sandbox. When it comes down to it, Star Wars is a cultural icon and every real fan knows everything about it, whereas, if you learn Klingon you’re a pretty big nerd (does Ubisoft have a My Klingon Coach??? That would rule!). I know a lot of people will slaughter me here, but I have to go with Star Trek. Not only do I get a fix of nerdiness every week in either a rerun or a spinoff, I STILL get movies. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Star Wars, but in the end I have to go with what satisfies my needs.

Seppuku_FD: What was your favorite Frag Doll event of ALL TIME?

Being a newbie here, I can still recall all of them with some pretty good clarity. That being said, it’s a really tough choice between the team photoshoot and CES. The photoshoot was great because unlike other events, we were actually supposed to SIT around and wait. It really gave us a chance to have some awesome face time. Plus, it’s very rare we all get in one place together.  That coupled with the dinner that evening made for an amazing weekend. CES was also really great, but we didn’t have Jinx there, which was sad. We got dolled up (har har!) for all the fun parties, and the days were filled with filming, beating people at games, and seeing all the new “toys”.  That’s always an exhausting experience, but great none the less.

pdiep49: What’s the best approach to telling a friend that he has a major B.O. problem when playing the Wii? One of these days it’s gonna make me pass out.

Being a girl, we are gifted at being elegant and low key when needed.  Statements like “PHEW! Did you eat a cat and now its dead body is seeping out of your pores?” work well.  Or maybe something subtle like, “Is your skin rotting off?” If he still doesn’t get the hint, maybe something a little more suggestive. For example, the entire time he is playing games spray him with Febreeze (it only stings for a second and you may need 2 bottles depending on how long you play for). Or you could throw various hygiene products at him (aim for the head, and face away from the TV - you don’t want to damage any electronics). Lastly, the most extreme method - beat him senseless, put him in a tub of ice, surgically remove his armpits and then replace them with apple pie, because let’s face it, that always smells good.

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