When it rains, it pours… that seems to happen with things both good and bad.  A couple days ago we announced the 8 final candidates under consideration for the open spot on our team.  I’ve met a number of these girls over the several months we accepted applications, and every one of them is amazing.  Our new teammate is going to be a brilliant speaker, a ruthless gamer, and a passionate advocate of our lifestyle.  In a word, ideal.  But Rhoulette covered that beautifully in her newest blog.  So instead I will share some other delightful news.

If you’ll direct your attention to the left side of this webpage, where you can ordinarily find US and UK flags, you should notice something new.  Something distinctly French.  That’s because, as of today, the Frag Dolls FR site is now live.  I’ll be honest.  I’m one of those Americans who doesn’t speak a word of French.  All my communication thus far has relied on a healthy dose of Google language tools and no little indulgence in a certain creative word use such a translator inevitably invokes.  Nevertheless, it’s a way to get by, and I can now shortcut my Google-translated friends.  If only I could get an auto-translator for their IRC channel.  By the time I translate their words and then my words I’m sure they’re discussing another topic entirely.

The girls are very sweet and very skilled and if I may be a typical girl for a moment, their site is just precious.  If you speak French, or even if you don’t and you have to rely on assistance, go over to their site and say hello.  Give our newest teammates the welcome they deserve!

Other good news in the world?  Oblivion is out.  Kingdom Hearts 2 hits this week.  And someone told me chocolate is healthy!  Also, I’m confident that my new hair experiment will fade with time.

I’d segway into a gush-fest about Oblivion right now, but that’s not proper writing.  Having stated my topic and backed it up with multiple examples, proper form now calls for me to summarize everything I just said, and make a graceful exit.  Oblivion will wait, and so will you, because I’m very busy with the game and can’t be bothered to tell you every little tiny thing that I love about it.  But I will say this.  Shadow Mares Rock! Ahem.

Based on the illustrated examples it is clear that good news does, in fact, hit all at once.  For further evidence please consult the Big Book of Big Events That Happen All at Once, available wherever it is sold.

- jinx

all the cheap thrill seekers