Being a girl gamer on Xbox Live, I hear a lot of stuff from the boys on there. It’s quite amazing to hear these guys constantly say things that are just vulgar and crude but most of the time hearing these things you just can’t help but laugh. Being a FPS girl that loves to play online multiplayer all the time, I’ve heard a lot of guys say some amazing things on Xbox Live. It’s a daily thing for most of us girls playing for hours at a time, we hear it all. From “Are you really a girl?” to “Go Make Me A Sandwich.” The funny thing is, most of the guys that usually say that kind of stuff think that they’re original! HA!

A few days ago I posted a question on our Fragdoll’s Facebook page asking, “Being a girl gamer on Xbox Live, you hear a lot of stuff from the boys on there. What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard someone say on Xbox Live to you? I couldn’t help but laugh at a lot of these. So I decided to share what some of us girl gamers posted. These are my favorites…

Jamie Thompson - ‎"you got a facebook? you should add me, im hot and you wont be disappointed” seriously, its Xbox Live not eharmony haha. And the ever so popular “you must weigh 200 lbs, go eat some more donuts.” For the record, i love donuts! ♥

Samantha Hallman - I usually get guys that say “Don’t you have kids to feed or a house to clean?” I just tell them “I’m a pro I got all that done already, btw I spanked you while breastfeeding :0!”

Megan Kelly - ‎"Are you really a girl? Show me!” And my gamertag is Blowing Kisses so I get a lot of “I’ll give you something to blow.” Sheesh. Silly boys.

Erika Galegor - Just the other day I was playing TDU and 2 guys were like, “Why arent you driving a pink car, all girls drive pink cars in this game?”

Phoenix T Robbins - Guy A: “hahaha! That dude is kicking your a$$” Guy B: “stfu.” Guy A: “haha. He killed you again.” “stFu.” Me:"hey guys, i’m not a guy. Please stop calling me ‘he’” Guy A: “Holy sh!t! It’s a girl! You’re getting your a$$ handed to you by a chick! Hahahaha!” Guy B: “dude STFU!!!” Guy A: “hey, girl… are you hot?”

Chrissy Gugel - I had a kid tell me to go burn my copy of halo cause girls cant game. I called him a pre-pubescent little twit… he had to ask his mom what it meant.

Michelle Hewtty Toche - I get a lot of “you sound hot..I wanna **** u!” I mean really? Wow! And the whole “..balls haven’t dropped” and most of the times I go with that and stop talking. I have that I’m 5’2 and weigh 270 on my bio and so far that works in keeping them from talking to me so much! But the funniest or craziest thing I’ve heard is “Will you marry me?” omg! Yea! Um sorry, I’m married already!

Theresa Pudenz ‎-Dude sang a song with two sides starting with “girl girl girl” and then something about a sausage link. And then he pitched his voice up high to sing the girl part starting with “boy boy boy!” It was crude. I will not repeat it, but it made everyone giggle.
I love that gangster dudes on Xbox LIVE / MW2 usually say, “eekaBEEEP!” in their gangster way upon entering a random lobby.
And of course the screaming ones that FREAK OUT. AAAAAH A GIRL. IT’S A GIRL. OH MY GOD GUYS A GIRL. *game loads* OOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN SHE’S ON OUR TEAM, GUYS SHE’S ON OUR TEAM! THE GIRL IS ON OUR TEAM.

Stephanie Jenkins Guy - “Is this your husband playing?” Me “No, he’s at work.” Guy “Wow You’re awesome..... AND I WANT SOME STAR WARZ COOKIES!”

With what us girls on Xbox Live hear everyday, I’m so happy that there are more and more girls getting online and dishing it out back at them. Now not every guy on Xbox Live is like the jerks that are out there and we thank you for that. No really we do...because no matter how much they put us down for being females playing competitive. Girls have finally come a long way from watching the games being played by only the boys, look out world… We are proving that girls got game. Rock it Girls! Rock It!!!