May 01, 10:00 am
Question for you Geeks out there: Are you having problems with the opposite sex? Can’t seem to be able to break the ice with them? Well, I have some advice and ice breakers that might help with your problems. Being a geeky gamer that I am, I’ve had to learn to be social and communicate with others aside from the part of talking S**T on my favorite multiplayer games..
The first thing you should know to impress the opposite sex, is you must take a shower. I travel to a lot of geek events myself, and I’ve noticed a lot of things about male geeks, but this is the most prominent affliction. From the comic book geeks, Console geeks, to the PC geeks- they tend to have an odor that isn’t pleasant to hang around.
Remember: You may not be able to smell yourself, but we do. And trust me, when you start to talk to someone that you absolutely think is the hottest thing since your first gaming experience, you might want to make sure to at least smell presentable. I would recommend maybe Old Spice, so we can pretend your that hot horse guy, or some other type of cologne.
Secondly, Brush your Teeth. When having a guy come up to me and start to say their pick up lines, I would rather not have to deal with the awful smell of what they had for breakfast. Use mouth wash, do whatever it takes. Have a Mentos, they’re the fresh maker. Just make sure you won’t see the one that you’re trying to impress have, “That Face”. You know...the face of nauseating disgust.
Now that I’ve given you some advice of making yourself presentable, here are some pick up lines that you can try out. 
For pick up lines, it is very important not to be too crude or aggressive. Remember: Laughter is a great way to break the ice with someone, so be sure to choose your pick up lines wisely.
PC Pick Up Lines
World of Warcraft - Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems.
World of Warcraft - My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need
World of Warcraft - Come on, girl… I have the blessing of protection!
World of Warcraft - Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It’ll last about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
You had me at “Hello World.”
Halo - I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
Halo - Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
Halo - I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
Super Mario Bros. - Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
Super Mario Bros. - Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
Super Mario Bros. - They don’t call me Super for nothing.
You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
“Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
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