Nov 08, 11:40 pm
I got a basset hound puppy! His name is Bauer. He has prevented major terrorist attacks in the United States, saving both civilians and government leaders. He lies in his cute little doggy bed during the day prepared to spring into action if danger arises. His adorable, sad droopy eyes only mask his serious intentions of taking out any enemy attempting to breach the front door.
Bauer with his new shotgun (It was a ‘Welcome Home’ gift)
Oh no! Which one is Bauer?!
Calyber and Bauer on Halloween
He is stealthy and brave. True and heroic. With one swing of his knife entire terrorist organizations will crumble to nothing. Always on his guard to save the innocent and bring justice to the guilty, he lies in wait. Sleeping, waiting, waiting and sleeping, he knows the exact moment to strike. And when he strikes, like an enraged snake, he does it with an exact precision. Terrorists beware, Bauer is watching you.
