Chicken butt. Oh man, you totally fell for that.  Hahahaha.  So, I have good news and bad news.  The good news: I got rear-ended the other day, so I get free chiropractic care for a while.  Man, I love going to the chiropractor.  The bad news: I’m leaving the Frag Dolls. I have to say, this period of my life has encouraged the most social growth and skill development of my entire existence.  I think they say the average person does most of their social and emotional growth between the ages of one and six, but the average person isn’t a Frag Doll.  What I’m trying to say is I’m pretty sure I’ve developed (in growth volume) more these last two and a half years than a six year old.  I’m a big girl now!  And boy, what an adventure!  I have been privileged to spend it with the most amazing group of women IN THE WORLD. W00t!
Speaking of w00t… I think I may have mentioned this is a previous blog, but did you know that “w00t” won Merriam-Webster’s word of the year for 2007?  Do you remember hearing about that?  They even spelled it with two zeros.  Zeros! In a word!  I’m still a little unsettled by that.  But it did get me thinking; I wonder if the inclusion of numbers in words is the evolution of language.  L33t speak; the term is derived from the word “elite.” If using numbers to replace letters is considered elite, then it would make sense to assume that the English language, as we know it, has the potential to evolve into a number inclusive means of communication.  Hmm, not really, though.  I guess L33t speak isn’t generally considered to be an elite way of writing. But I’ll tell you, the whole w00t thing makes me nervous.  High school teachers complain that their students use internet slang in their papers. If the next generation accepts digits in their expressions, we could be seeing a revised version of our language as numbers slowly replace our letters. But maybe we’ll all be dead by the time that happens, so it won’t really matter.
I probably could have done without that last paragraph, but this is my last blog and I don’t want a quick ending.  Maybe I can stretch it out with some more tangents, eh?  Guys?  Guys???  Speaking of guys, I’ve been hanging out with Master Chief online recently.  He totally digs me.  I saw him wink at me through his helmet visor yesterday… well, he winked with both eyes.  That’s a double wink, which is double hotness. 
So, it’s off to another chapter in my life!  I wonder if I numbered all the chapters in my life, what chapter would this be.  Hmm…let me think about this for a moment … … … Chapter 6.  I’m off to Chapter 6!  I’ll be going into hibernation mode for a while until I figure out what I’m going to be doing for sure.  Man, wouldn’t that be cool if humans hibernated?  Can you imagine what the world would be like?  Going to jail wouldn’t be such a big deal.  You can just eat a big meal and hibernate through your six month sentence.  The purpose of hibernation is to conserve energy in the winter months, but when it’s winter here it’s summer in China, right?  Isn’t that how it works?  Wouldn’t that make trade with China near impossible?  And while our half of the planet is in sleep-mode, they could just come along and bomb the hell out of us!  And what about insomniacs?!  They could just go from house to house and steal people’s stuff, because everyone’s sleeping!  I guess it wouldn’t be so cool for humans to hibernate, after all.
The point is, I love you guys and I’ll still be around, maybe even more so! I’ll be getting some mad Frag Doll / FD community withdrawals and come bombard you guys with my w0rds. Heh heh. I spelled ‘words’ with a zero.  To the Frag Dolls, I love you girls SO MUCH.  It has been a rare thing in my life to connect with women like I have with you.  Traveling, competing, and partying are very conducive to deep friendships, I’ve learned.  I will always love and respect you girls for what you do and who you are.  So much flippin’ badassness!  Party on, Frag Dolls!
Guess what halls?  Chicken balls.  Guess what seen us?  Chicken … no, never mind.