I’ve watched three insanely scary movies this week.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - This movie gets me scared every time; its something about the creative ways of killing that haunts my dreams at night.

The Grudge 2 – I’m not even sure if I fully understand the plot of this movie.  All I know is Scary Bitch (I named her myself) knows how to sneak up on people.  The awkward camera angles and frame skipping just adds to the drama of her creepy ways… FREAKY!

Lastly, The Descent (best horror movie of the year, IMO) – A group of girls decide to explore a cave. When entering, the rocks shift and trap them down there with some F’ed up looking creatures.  By far the scariest movie I have seen in my lifetime.

I have no clue why I choose to watch these types of movies when they scare the bejesus out of me.  I even end up slapping or scratching the person next to me during scary scenes.  Sorry JB! I regret putting myself through this horror this week - now I’m walking around my house like a psycho, thinking every corner I pass has an axe murderer there waiting to chop off my head.  When I go to lay on my bed, I have to jump on it real fast because I think the scary Grudge lady is going to grab my feet from under my bed.

I was in the shower yesterday and I heard a noise that sounded like someone was killing my dog JJ, so I jumped out with soap still in my hair just to find JJ sitting by his toy box (obviously trippin’).  Two days ago was the worst - JB was gone for the night so I was forced to sleep (stay awake) alone.  I turned on all the lights jumped in my bed and grabbed this 10-inch knife my dad gave JB a while back.  I keep on playing these ridiculous scenarios in my head like what if a man just showed up in my hallway; do I let him know I have a knife? Or do I wait until he tackles me then jam the knife in his neck?  This night seemed to last forever, I didn’t fall asleep until 6:30 that morning.  Now it’s nothing but Disney movies for me this week.  I need to flush out my system.

Does anyone else get psyched out by horror movies?  If not, lie to me so I don’t feel like I need to check myself into a ward.