Hi- a lot of you guyz might not noz me.  I’m JJ; Brookerlyn’s dog.  I’m writing this blogger in hopes to get my Mimi back, that and I don’t want to see her get fiert for not postN bloggers for more than a month… No Jobberz = No money 4 foodz.

I’m hoping by sharN my depressN life you all will feel bad for me and either A.) Adopterz me or B.) Talk some senses N2 my Mimi. I don’t seez her much NEmore.

It all started…..Fades into story… when Dellz sponsored my mom.  They gave her a brand new shinee XPS laptopperz.  Excited, she runz to the office and grabbered the first game she sawz, World of Gheycraft.  This is when my life turned upsider down.  I never seez her anymorez.  I do everything in my powers to get her attention and nothing works.  I’ve tried to be overly cute, so when she walk ah by I lay on my back with a teether brush hangN out of my mouth.  She just walkah right over me.

I tried to bring every toyzer I got and place em around herz feet hoping she would get the hintzers.  Nuthing!

One day I tried to teach meself DOA hoping we could connect with herz through videogames but I wasn’t taller enough to push the power button on the TVees. 

I even went as far as baring my teether at her.  You knowah what she did? Laughed at me then went back to playing her crappy lil gamezers.

She sucks!- When I seez her walk toward that laptopperz everyday my lil heartzeers sinks, I know my Mimi mind is about to be absorbz by a nerd infested world… I WANT MIMI BACK!  Can someone talk some sensezors N2 this chickerz.  She needs helpzees!  I thought maybe this addiction would be all over when shez hit the lvl 70, so I was just going to waiter it out, but then I overheard Valkyrie say that reaching lvl 70 is when the game starts getting realz gooders.  WTHECKER!! Stupid Video gamesors, what ever happened to getting fresh airz and playN fetchers with ur dog. PLZ HELPTHxBai.