So I sat down at my computer tonight to write a blog and got the worst case of writers block ever.  I couldn’t believe it; I was like how hard is it to write about things going on in my life.  After sitting at my computer staring at the blank screen for two hours, I decided to go over to my friend’s house to chill so I could ease my mind of the block.

I wasn’t at Sarah’s house for more then 5 minutes when the inspiration for my blog came walking through her door.  The dude’s name was Kyle, and he had to be the king of all smack talk.  He immediately started going on about how he has beaten “everyone on Xbox Live.” His shit talk was so good that when he challenged me to split screen on Halo 2, deep down inside I was nervous as hell.  I tried my best not to let him see me shakin’ in my Puma’s.

When it came time to play, I was analyzing every setting change he did. I saw that he only had a 5 as his sensitivity, which gave me the impression he was a sniper. My heart sank when I saw this, since anyone who has ever played with me knows that snipers will own me all day long; I’m also the first to admit that I hide like a ‘lil bitch when I see one off in the distance.  But to my surprise, when the game started he went straight for the rocket launcher on Ivory Tower.  I was at the bottom of the ramp when he jumped down with the rocket aimed right at my head.  I knew I was dead, so I closed my eyes and held down the B button.  I peeked out of one eye to see that noob lying there.  This was all the confidence I needed to finish off the game.  I mean really, if you get bitch slapped with a rocket in your hands you need to lose.  That’s just ridiculous! Suddenly he started screaming out every excuse in the book.  “This isn’t fair, I haven’t played this game in a couple of days!” “You’re screen watching!” Like he couldn’t look down and see my screen. 

Poor kid, I felt sort of bad for him, we ended up playing two games and he didn’t get one kill on me, in fact the first round he came out with a –1.  His popping off at the mouth died down real quick and he instantly became mute.  I tried to tell him good game, but he just looked at me, shook his head and walked away.  I managed to get his website from my friend after he left.  Even though I feel a little sorry for him, I haven’t forgotten all the crap that came from that kid’s mouth.  I figured I would just post his website and have everyone send that little punk tons of spam, but I have since decided I’m not quite that evil. 

It’s not that I think I’m the best at Halo, because tons of my friends know I get my fair share of ownage on that game.  But it always nice to beat someone that dissed as much as that dude did.  I left my friends house feeling superior, not to mention another blog under my belt.  Thanks Kid!